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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:06 am

huh?

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Post  Bambi on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:12 am

Read the last few posts and you should get it.
If you don't, your just proving my point!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:21 am

Oh.... I didn't realize the '...' meant cutting off!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Bambi on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:28 am

Uh huh...

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:44 am

What? I'm tired!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  killer8529 on Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:23 pm

....read the rules i dont care if you think other wise i just want joke anyone could read and not be offened and sex jokes can offend people i coul;d start vergina ones

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:30 pm

Go right ahead... we don't care!
And the rules say "nothing EXPLICIT" and that rule only apply to Role Plays!
What do ya say Cross? Have Bambi and I broken any rules here?

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Post  killer8529 on Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:50 pm

not saying you broke the rules just saying respect the person who made the topic if he says dont post things like that dont its like me posting in a rpg you told me not to

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Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:27 pm

You're being extremely biases against Bambi and I'm not gonna stand for it! -On the very first page Tomyh posted a joke about a bottle of tequila, a dog, and a woman, which was 10 times more disgusting than the belly button one.
-On the third page I<3TheDragonLord made and extremely racist joke about aboriginals and MrSage made a crude joke about disabled people.

And the belly button one's the one that gets ya?

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Post  killer8529 on Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:55 pm

he did? I missed that and the other two wtf there nothing about it raceist is not possible because it's just sterotyping in
my books and disbilitys I have was I offended no but I find a blood and sex joke offensive but I am sorry if I didn't pick up on that first one but also you will have to excuse my attitude because right now I am alittle crazy I think
my pill is wrong dosage

but also I am a f***ing blond not pure but I was once and secondly that joke wasn't even funney it was just a wtf so sorry if I sound baised but my mind wonders you should have figured that out by now and that why from now on no sex jokes I am quickly seeing this could get out of hand so I am stoping it early is that alright with you
now lay off the pretsels!!!!!!! Tongue xD

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:01 pm

You know that no matter what you say... it ain't gonna stop!
I mean... how many times have people complain about your grammar? That hasn't changed!
...and neither will this!

[The racist joke was extremely racist and honestly it the most offensive joke I've heard on this site! Yes the belly button thing was a little 'wtf?' but there was no reason to make a huge fuss over it!]

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  killer8529 on Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:06 am

I was not I
nearly stated its not very welcome but I took a long time to
explane it you draged it out over nearly a page with counter arguments anyway lets not continue with this sheared and move one
ps and I am trying to improve my grammer so shut up

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Chavvy on Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:13 am

Lol... just love it how killer is trying to dictate rules to a moderator XD

but come on, the first rule of comedy is that someone has to be offended, or picked out for a joke to be formed. Don't like it, not my problem XD

One of those charity adverts came on whilst I was eating my dinner the other night... y'know, the one with the staving african kids...
So I looked down at my plate, looking at the 12oz steak, soaking in peppercorn sauce, the fried mushrooms and onions, the mixed salad, and the cold pint in the glass next to the plate. I took another look at the tv and thought...

"I don't even like f***ing onions..."

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Agrapeinthesun on Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:51 am

What's the difference between a fat man and a basketball?

The basketball gets more girls.

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Bambi on Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:28 pm

A barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

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The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:01 pm

Lol!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Bambi on Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:24 pm

Why do all blondes have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

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*finger on chin* I don't know.*slaps forehead* I get it!

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Bambi on Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:35 pm

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

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Toes Go In First

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Post  Agrapeinthesun on Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:35 am

What happens when to a cow during an earthquake?

It's milkshakes bring all the people to the farm.

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Post  Chavvy on Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:04 am

I went for a pub quiz last night, and one of the questions were:

"Name a celebrity couple that were recently spotted in Rome"

Apparently, Jimmy Saville and Madeline McCann wasn't the right answer...

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  Agrapeinthesun on Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:24 pm

I have duct tape.

And?

I'm going to tape your ducks together >Big Smile

NOOOOOOO. NOT THE DUCKS.

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Re: jokes for everyone

Post  cyclonecasey on Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:24 pm

Nawwwww, poor ducks!

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Post  Bambi on Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:52 pm

A man has been married for nearly 25 years. The other day he took a look at his wife and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… but I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night.

Now, we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV… but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

The wife is a very reasonable woman, so she replies “Sweetheart, you go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and I’ll make sure you can once again be ‘living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV’. Sound fair?”

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Post  cyclonecasey on Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:10 am

Doesn't sound that much like a joke...

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Post  killer8529 on Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:47 pm

it is lol

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